Heterosexuality in a pill?

So bhangu's co worker came across this : Heteracil is apparently a pill for male homosexuality disorder. Symptoms include sexual fantasies about other men, and effeminate behavior (But if you enjoy the symptoms - is it still really a disorder?).

Of course, this pill doesnt have its generic name listed, and is (no surprise here) manufactured by Shitty..err..shetty pharma - desi alert.

Hm. Maybe I should try some. Wonder if it'll help me pick up men - I mean what with ONLY women being attracted to me - maybe if I turn it the other way around, I'll get more men, and then stop taking it - so that I can get hot men.

mmm....hot men....